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From remorseful of my reviews that really weren't all that offensive, just weird to a disturbing attempt at a chain letter. Does anybody read these. Oh well, Nothing much to report. I beat Castlevania Lord of Shadows and I t was a great game but It just wasn't castlevania. Besides the holy water, whip, daggers, and the music box version of the Original Vampire Killer it barely resembled a castlevania game. It also blatantly copied games such as Devil May Cry, Bayonnetta , and even Tomb Raider. This isn't so horrible that it feels like a total rip off of these games, but it's just a shame that along the way Konami just abandoned all things Castlevania and decided to ahem... borrow from others.

Five years ago, today. A young man was sitting in his room posting a new video on newgrounds. It was nearing three o clock as he wrote a quick explanation of video he had worked so hard to finish. He smiled as he finished and hoped that it would win an award. As he finished his master work he heard a loud knock at the front door of his house. He walked downstairs to answer the door wondering who it was at this ungodly hour. He passed by his parents room and wondered why they hadn't woke up. He shrugged it off as exhaustion from their previous work day. He reached the front door and answered it. He was surprised to find no one there. He grumbled about it most likely being one of the punks he went to school with. He shut the door and suddenly he heard a loud knock on his door upstairs. He began to get scared and grabbed a baseball bat from the downstairs closet. He slowly made his way to his room and finally opened the door to find nothing once more. He than heard a loud almost frantic knock on his parents bedroom door. He ran downstairs determined to find out who was doing this. He swiftly opened his parents door, they were still in bed he approached and called their names but received no answer. His heart was pounding like a drum as he made it to their bed. He carefully pulled back the blankets and saw....... nothing. His parents weren't even in their bed. He nearly wept as he realized how foolish he was. His parents had gone on their second honeymoon today, he had been so busy working on his video that he had completely forgotten about it. He sighed in relief, only to be interrupted by the sound of a nearly deafening knock on his little sisters room. He realized that he had been so wrapped up in his work and the current situation that he had completely forgotten about his little sister. He rushed upstairs to save her from who or what had entered his home. He reached her door and swung it open. His little sister was sitting on her bed with a doll that he had never seen before. He sighed and ran over and hugged her, and thanked god she was alright. He than asked her where she got the doll and she replied, From the nice lady who came to our house tonight. The boy nearly had a heart attack as he realized what was going on. He had no time to react as his sisters closet flew open and woman covered in blood ran at him with a knife. Two days later his parents returned home to find their son dead with his heart torn out and their daughter giggling as she sat on her bed drenched in blood with a doll that resembled the description of recent female killer who had been attacking young men and removing their hearts.
For ward this to 100 people in the next day or the next time your parents take a second honeymoon you may end up giving up your heart willingly or not.

Hi whoever actually takes the time to read these non flash artist posts. I'm finally posting after one hell of a long wait. My computer has hit the wall {Not literally}. So until It's back in working order I'm using my cousins computer so don't expect anything major from me. Not like I post anything that often anyways.

Sorry about the less than savory reviews, I gave that apparently got me banned for two days. I haven't been on lately because I finally moved back home and I promise to try to stay within the rules from now on. As for my insanity, well I think that is permanent.

Final Fantasy 13 is one of the best games I have played in a while and I only went through the beginning level. The only faults are the lack of exploration. You basically go from point A to point B. The Graphics are so beautiful that it could possibly make your head explode especially if you have an HD tv. So fans of RPGS do not wait. Fill your lives with this awesomeness that just makes me thank god Final Fantasy still exists.